Here’s your week in review, in haiku
What true fans need now:
Rocket Raccoon and Gaga
together, in song
There aren’t enough
Presidential candidates
I am so worried
Slack to go direct.
Uber dials back. Amazon
aims to cut prime time
I promise that you’ll
find another video
just like this one. HER!
Whatever happens,
all of this is Starlord’s fault.
He is the worst Chris.
Have a stellar weekend, everyone.