Here’s your week in review, in haiku
Oh, to find a way
to change the wifi password!
Tweet-free Air Force One
If you wanna eat
out, you gotta cut it out.
It don’t lie: Romaine
Payless gets petty;
Marriott into the breach.
Deutsche: “Halte mein bier”
Tick tock tick tock tick
tock tick tock tick tock tick tak
No sense tryin’ to
knock Meek back, lock him in the
cell, he didn’t snap
Have a liberating and stress-free weekend.