Here’s your week in review, in haiku.
Bring us your tired,
your poor, huddled masses. Then,
we will take your kids.
Lights in the dark for
Puerto Rico, clean water
For Flint. Whenever.
“How about a show
about some…” NO. ROSEANNELESS
ROSEANNE. GREENLIGHT IT.
Free to a good home:
“No-message” jacket. Perfect
for crisis actors!
No doubt: A small group
of dedicated cynics
can ruin the world
Have a peaceful and crisis-free weekend.