Here’s your week in review, in haiku.
“What about Stormy?”
She squints her perfect, smoky
eyes. “I don’t know her.”
Please: dona Nobel
pacem from harassment; stop
cooking the books, too
Markle’s sparkle reigns.
Mixed-race royalty rankles.
God Save The Princess.
R. Kelly? You there?
Speak up! It’s almost like you’re
on mute or something.
May the fourth be with
you, Iron Man! Enjoy the
light saber. (For now.)
Have a musical and non-lonely weekend.