Your week in review, in haiku.
Zuck speaks. Ryan bolts.
The President tweets. Scooter
skates? Syria waits.
<Phone> “Liev Schreiber.”
<Pause> “Mr. Cohen — you know
it’s just a show, right?”
September, Taylor?
Twitter takes hot sauce from purse,
throws it at her head.
Colin Kaepernick
still doesn’t have a day job.
Anyone surprised?
Happy Friday the
Thirteenth! To the untruthful
slime ball on book tour
Have a truthful and well-seasoned weekend!