Your week in review, in haiku.
Twenty-two years, two
kids, twenty shots, one cell phone.
#StephonClarkLastOne
Trash a man’s grades, he’ll
slap your wallet out your hands:
Shut up and dribble.
You better have their
money, Howard. No, Tyrone:
you can’t use their loan.
Survivor.gov:
When you don’t get fired on
the john or Twitter.
What back tattoo should
R. Kelly get so we can
cancel him for good?
Have a Good and Happy weekend. Love to all who celebrate.