Your week in review, in haiku
Dear public servants:
No touching. Stop race-baiting.
Be welcome at malls.
The sexiest man?
At Cracker Barrel, maybe.
“If that,” sniffs Twitter.
Got any Russian
backdoor overtures lying
around? Just asking.
One leaky Keystone.
Two hundred thousand problems.
No Native respect.
Kicking the tires:
Wherefore art thou Koch brothers?
Reclaiming our Time.
Reclaim your weekend, everyone.