Your week in review, in haiku.
Back in the day when
people #trended, they were just
dead, not predators
New phrases to learn
in Catalan: Adeu,
Raise your hand if you
looked through JFK’s files for
Ted Cruz Sr.’s name.
Gladiators work
to find our missing black girls.
Bless you, Shonda Rhimes
This is how the world
ends now: Not with a bang, but
with a cop-a-feel
Have a poetic and scandal-free weekend.