Your week in review, in haiku.
Puerto Rico is
an island. It’s in the sea.
A very big sea
Don’t get comfortable
Bodak earned tha love: Fenty
basket, Swift flowers.
Weiner heads to jail,
Kush’s bad at emails, pronouns.
Politics is hard.
Idea: give the
taxpayers all of Price’s
frequent flyer miles
Time to look within:
Afflicted souls, close the gate.
Forgive, atone, joy.
Wishing you a good and sweet weekend.