Your week in review, in haiku.
Some got a Handel,
others cried their Osses off.
“Now scram!” says Georgia.
The fatherland bade
auf wiedersehen: United,
free, at peace…for now.
Millions of people
learned that airplanes don’t like it
when it’s really hot.
No! I did not tape!
But if I did, it would be
the best tape. Bigly.
Cowards die many
times before their curtain calls.
Et tu, Depp? Really?
Bonus gratitude haiku:
raceAhead dream team,
data queens Stacy and Grace.
Call Marvel! They rock.
Have a bigly heroic weekend.