Your week in review in haiku:
“Can’t you let this go?”
(Not with a stack of receipts
fifty Comeys tall.)
A bigly witch hunt!
Lincoln, Obama, Clinton:
“Hang on, hold our beers.”
When the news frightens:
I picture Erdogan’s men
in floral rompers
All hail Jonny Ive!
Flawless curves the mothership
has. But no daycare.
Black hole son, how could
We know this would be your fate?
Your time of dying?
Have a righteous weekend, everyone! And hang on to your receipts.