FORTUNE — Samsung reported some pretty spectacular earnings earlier this week, driven in part by the success of handsets like the Galaxy S II. A recent New York Times report suggests the company moved 215 million smartphones last year. Apple (AAPL), with 135 million, sold significantly less.
There’s a reason for that. While Apple released one new iPhone last year, Samsung let loose a whopping
37 different phone variations
. (For those keeping score, HTC released 18, Nokia introduced nine, and LG launched 24.) Certainly good hardware design played a role in Samsung’s healthy sales. But it also didn’t hurt that the company flooded the market.
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Which begs the question: What would a world with 37 new and different iPhone models look like? Something like this:
- iPhone Ativ Illiad I930
- iPhone Universe Grand
- iPhone Star Deluxe Duos
- iPhone Universe Axiom
- iPhone Universe Stratosphere
- iPhone Universe Discover
- iPhone Universe Premier
- iPhone Universe S III mini
- iPhone Universe Victory 4G
- iPhone Universe Pocket Duos
- iPhone Universe Note II
- iPhone Universe S Lightray 4G
- iPhone Universe S Duos
- iPhone Matrix
- iPhone Universe S III
- iPhone Universe S III T999
- iPhone Universe Chat
- iPhone Extrene III
- iPhone Universe Appeal
- iPhone Precept M
- iPhone Solar 3
- iPhone Universe S Blaze 4G
- iPhone Universe S Advance
- iPhone Universe Y Pro Duos
- iPhone Spike
- iPhone Chimera
- iPhone Bottlerocket
- iPhone ShowOff II 4G
- iPhone Stratosphere
- iPhone Universe Nexus
- iPhone Universe S II
- iPhone Spellbind
- iPhone Flipabout Ultra
- iPhone Mind Flash
- iPhone Mind S
- iPhone Captivate Glide
- iPhone TripleTime
Feel free to chime in with your own suggestions below.